Michael Edwards

Year: 2011

Major: Public and Urban Affairs

Voice Part: T2, Vocal Percussion

Info: To Make One Michael Edwards

PREP TIME 3 Min
COOK TIME 1 Hr
READY IN 7 Hrs 30 Min
Original recipe yields infinitely

Dry ingredients:
5 cups all purpose cooled illy
2 cups shear ruggedness
1 (3.5 ounces) package salted mediocrity
2 Tbs. sarcasm

Wet ingredients:
1 (14 ounces) can baby face
1 (16 ounces) pound butter (melted)
3 cups tom foolery
¼ cup yanked crank
1 cup vanilla
3 dashes Bad Ideas

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F, and grease a 9 in pan with sugar and cinnamon.
Mix all dry ingredients into a large nonmetal bowl with a wooden ladle.
Mix all wet ingredients into a medium sized metal bowl, stirred constantly with a metal whisk.
Slowly add wet ingredients to dry ingredients and stir constantly. Mixture should be very lumpy. Stench is normal.
Pour mixture into greased pan.
Bake in preheated oven for 1 hour. Turn the oven off, and let cool in oven with the door closed for 5 to 6 hours; this prevents a runny crank.
Season to taste.
Chill in refrigerator until serving.
Enjoy

 

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